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The police is searching for a witch or Harry Potter in the Swiss border area

The police in Rheinfelden is searching the owner of this broom. Have there been witches or Harry Potterout and about in Rheinfelden?

Freiburg (ots)- Rheinfelden: The police is searching for a witch or Harry Potter. The police in Rheinfelden has to deal with a very special case. The case promises high tension for the investigating police officer, because he will be led into the world of witches and magicians. In it the …

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Flying Brooms for the German Federal Armed Forces: Defence project „Iron Brush“

BONN (FOMC) – The Federal Office for Magical Creatures (FOMC) was informed that the Swiss army is testing or already using alternative means of transportation. Specific and verified field reports are not available, but by all appearances Swiss soldiers are using flying brooms to get to their places of action. …

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The FOMC informs: The duty to wear a helmet also applies for biking dragons

Karl-Heinz „Charly“ MacLurch, president of the MC Dragonrider called dragons to be economical when refuelling the additive Testosterone.

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